He quickly deduced that she was the appropriate height (finally! First I texted four friends who travel and eat out a lot and whose judgment I trust. Finally I made my selection: Il Corvo, an Italian place that sounded amazing. (It only served lunch.) At that point I had run out of time because I had a show to do, so I ended up making a peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich on the bus.
I checked the website Eater for its Heat Map, which includes new, tasty restaurants in the city. The stunning fact remained: it was quicker for my dad to find a wife than it is for me to decide where to eat dinner.
This kind of rigor goes into a lot of my decisionmaking.
I am perpetually indecisive about even the most mundane things, and I couldn’t imagine navigating such a huge life decision so quickly. Happily so—and probably more so than most people I know who had nonarranged marriages.
The first girl, he said, was “a little too tall,” and the second girl was “a little too short.” Then he met my mom. Let’s look at how I do things, maybe with a slightly less important decision, like the time I had to pick where to eat dinner in Seattle when I was on tour last year.
Okay, so I gave you a little advice on how to grab a ladies attention at ‘hello’ in my previous blog. At the end I’ve posted a great example of a real profile I took from a dating site.
So here is a sassy summary of the many often duplicated comments that men post on their profiles and some great advice on how to make yours better.
Do I really need to explain why these banal descriptions will not distinguish you from about 99% of people. THINGS PEOPLE LOVE TO SAY THAT DON’T MEAN ANYTHING Yes how enchanting it is to read about things that I absolutely have no idea what they really mean, but I know people love to say them. you start by saying how you dont want to be on the site and are skeptical, but will give it a shot. THE ILLITERATE MAN: I get it, we are all busy and we love short cuts when texting a friend such as “How r u? But an entire paragraph of a profile where you throw grammar, punctuation and spelling all to the wind….