Guys rules to dating
He has a boyfriend, and they live together, but they: a) Have an "arrangement," really!! Tell him to call you when the real estate has been divided up and he's actually single. If you are rude, imperious, have nothing interesting to say, and practice questionable hygiene, no one cares how big your tiara is, or whether you own Scotland. If you aren't interested, "Just Say No." But do it nicely.b) Have both been terribly, terribly unhappy for a long time, and only stay together for the sake of the dog c) Are "in the process of breaking up" d) All of the above Even Doris Day didn't fall for crap like this in those 50s flicks (actually, Doris kicked some philanderers rear). If the guy is going to cheat on his boyfriend, let it be with someone else. Laughing derisively, cringing visibly, or heaping scorn on the other party is unnecessary, disrespectful, and mean.We accepted a date with a guy whose head shot looked perfectly human, even normal. For instance: DON’T get taken in by corny, overused come-on lines like, “Looking to spoil the lady of my dreams with flowers and candlelit dinners.” And beware of perfect strangers who promise to “snuggle with you in front of the fireplace” and “enjoy sunset strolls on the beach.” These guys have one thing on their minds. It’s all too easy to scroll through Internet profiles, selecting the Brad Pitt look-alikes and bypassing the rest.
He shares all his worldly goods 50-50 with you, is incredibly thoughtful and low-maintenance and allows you to do nothing for the rest of your life but maintain your hair.
The only problem is, everyone wants to be Jennifer and no one wants to be Jonathan.
DON’T disclose where you live or for that matter, any personal information that could lead to your address, such as your home phone number, last name, or an email address that includes your last name.
While most men on the Internet are just as normal as you are, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter ringing your doorbell, even if he’s carrying a box of Godiva chocolates. DO take things slowly, though the chemistry may be magnetic.
Some people are great writers – or even have a friend ghost-writing for them.