Live new 2013 sex cam show - One line jokes on dating

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I wish you would eat some makeup so that you’re pretty on the inside too! I farted in the Apple store and everyone yelled at me. Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Behind every girl’s selfie are approximately 43 nearly identical photos that just didn’t cut it. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. The top prewritten line was: Please confirm you're not one of those people who claps when the plane lands.

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What's a better line: "How you doin'" or "How you doin'? Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?

" The dating app Hinge (it's like Tinder but based more on your Facebook friend group) did some experimenting to find out what kinds of opening messages work best once you've been matched with someone.

Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Shout out to my fingers, I can always count on them.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.

All of these worked better than the standard "hey" or "hey, what's up" that is the baseline greeting most people use. Would you rather have weekly hiccups or never sneeze to completion ever again? What's the most awkward movie you've watched with your parents?

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